New Orleans Tribune
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INDEX - 1999 Articles
RL Posting Date Article Title
JANUARY
January 4 Child Killer Caught?
January 6 Explosion at Pontalbo
January 8 Marie DeCroix Interred
January 13 World News - New Delhi
January 13 World News - Nuclear Cleanup Complete
January 13 World News - Disarmament Talks
January 13 World News - Amazon Efforts Continue
January 13 World News - Ancient Amazon Civilization Unearthed
January 14 2001 re-release
January 14 Strange Companion for Jackson
January 15 Incidents at Congo Square
January 15 Grisly Double Murder
January 15 Lights in the Bayou
January 17 New Civic Group Forms
January 20 Elks Plaza Meeting
January 20 Bad Boy Rocker Dead of Overdose
January 22 Search for Arsonist
January 23 Police Request Information 
January 27 City Council Meeting Lasts Late
January 28 Man Dead in Suspected Homophobic Killing
January 29 Book Review: 
January 30 Mother of Missing Twins Found Dead
FEBRUARY
February 2 Archaeological Find 
February 5 Hollywood comes to New Orleans
February 10 Union Head Resigns
February 11 Moon Sentenced to Death
February 11 Marriage Announcement
February 17 Review: Necrolestes
February 18 Rocker Returns; Charges Pressed 
February 18 Wilson Clinic
February 20 Submarine
February 22 Shooting in Pontalbo
February 22 Halloween Mischief
February 22 Home Invasion in Vieux Carre
February 23 Halloween Revisited
February 24 Finn Rides Again!
February 24 Elevator Accident
February 24 Gulf Coast Shipping Reorganization
February 25 Letter to the Editor
MARCH
March 1 Homophobia Suspected in Death
March 2 Attack Leaves One Dead. 
March 6 Assault on LG&E refinery!  18 dead!
March 13 Man Arrested for Two Murders 
March 15 Marriage
March 16 Fire at Dunross 
March 17 Former Asst. D.A. Dead At Age 30
March 18 Business Section
March 18 Homicide Suspect killed
March 24 Submarine Raised
March 28 City Councilman slain
March 30 Emergency Election Process Begins
March 31 Murder Suspect Disappears!
APRIL
April 13 Submarine Opening
April 16 Special Election Upcoming 
April 19 Another reported missing 
April 20 Deverou Wins Council Seat
April 20 Grisly Cult Sacrifice?
April 21 Sewer Workers strike!
April 23 Council Approves Historic Neighbor
April 24 Public Works
April 28 Editorial
April 28 Editorial
April 28 Students Charge Racism at Tulane
April 29 Activity Center Opens 
April 29 Rock Star's Hands Slapped 
April 30 Mardi Gras Parade Route
MAY
May 1 Obituary 
May 4 Parade Judges announced
May 4 HUD: Application Requirements
May 4 In Brief -- World News
May 5 Discoveries 
May 7 Parade Winners Announced 
May 14 Space Mirror, 2nd Try
May 14 Native American Lawsuit 
May 14 Religious Terrorism
May 14 Cloning Injunction 
May 21 Former Union President Dead! 
May 25 New School Opens!
May 26 Company Rocks Computer World
May 28 In the Technology Section
JUNE
June 2 Solar Reflector
June 2 Native American Lawsuit
June 2 Iran Radical Overdose
June 9 Potchenkin Named Chief of Surgery
June 12 Fat Lady?
June 15 ORACLE 2002 Released
June 15 Street Project Continues 
June 19 Sewer workers remain on strike 
June 19 White Supremacist to Speak
June 20 Rat Numbers Very Low
June 21 Family Missing
June 22 In Brief - World News
June 27 Wedding Announcement
June 27 Mysterious disappearances continue
June 28 NOPD Detective Missing
June 28 Top-Rung Ad Company Moves In
JULY
July 6 Sewage Situation
July 6 Backpage News
July 6 19 Army Engineers Killed in Sewer
July 7 Sewer Workers Return to Work
July 8 Local Man Found Shot
July 15 Captain's Identity Found
July 15 Neo-Nazi Pilgrimage
July 15 Protests
July 20 Protest
July 27 Police Rocked by Scandal
AUGUST
August 4 Engineer Jumps From Pontalbo St. Ann
August 9 Explosion in New Orleans
August 11 Hit and Run in Congo Square
August 17 Body found on the Wharf
August 24 Elks Fundraiser Successful
August 24 Music:  CD Review
August 25 Review: Midsummer Night's Dream
August 31 Local Celebrity Missing
SEPTEMBER
September 3 EMT Celebrity Dead

 

Child Killer Caught?
Mon Jan  4

NEW ORLEANS - According to an official NOPD spokesperson, a suspect in the cases of four murders of young girls last year has finally been arrested. The official press release stated that the suspect has not yet confessed nor has any evidence been confirmed, and so the name of the suspect will not be released yet. An anonymous tip to the Tribune, which led to the initial inquiry to the NOPD, alleged that the suspect in custody was an NOPD officer. This is only one of many unconfirmed suspiscions as to the killer's identity. In 1999, four girls were discovered over a period of four months, each brutally raped and mutilated. The signature of this killer was a knife inserted into the victim's vagina after death. The case had been in the NOPD's Unsolved file but not actively investigated since the end of 1999.
 
 

Explosion at Pontalbo
Wed Jan  6

NEW ORLEANS - Police investigation into the explosion centered around Jackson Square early March of this year concluded Friday, June 22nd. The explosion and subsequent fire was found to have originated from apartment #305 of the Pontalbo St. Ann apartments overlooking the square. At first thought to be a tragic accident blamed on faulty gas lines to the studio flat, evidence examined now shows quite clearly the explosion was intentional. The resident, Jenna Lynn MacNamara, was at home when the explosion ccured. It took rescue teams four days to locate the body amongst the debris. Jenna - identified by dental prints - apparently set off the blaze herself using the gas stove. A discarded gasoline can was also found onscene. Police report that a suicide note was received two days after the blast but that piece alone was not enough to convince them it wasn't another arson. With the conclusion of the investigation the police have determined it was indeed suicide. Structural damage to the apartment is estimated at around $9,000 including rewiring the apartment for the change-over from gas to electric. No word yet as to whether the owners of the complex plan to re-work all of the apartments for electric stoves/ranges.
 
 
 

Marie DeCroix interred.
Fri Jan  8

NEW ORLEANS - The final remains of New Orleans socialite Marie DeCroix was laid to rest today in St Louis Cemetary #1. Miss DeCroix perished in the fire that destroyed her home last New Year's eve. Dr. Michael Adamson, of the Shreveport Cororer's Office released the remains almost six months after the event, citing backlogged autopsies. A source stated a private reading of the will will occur sometime this week. This reporter could find no known relatives of the deceased for collaboration.
 
 
 

World News - New Dehli
Wed Jan 13

INDIA - Despite extensive efforts by international teams to clean up the radioactive fallout throughout the area around New Dehli, aid packages from all of the G7 nations, and over a year of diligence by the Red Cross, the death toll from the Pakistani nuclear attack on the city has reached six figures today, with the death of five more survivors from radition sickness. Despite broad international efforts, there is not enough money or people to effectively deal with the massive destruction and sickness which this event has heralded. Severe sanctions were announced this week, against Pakistan, to add to those originally laid upon them after the short, but brutal, war between the two countries shook to world to his foundations.
 
 
 

World News - Nuclear Cleanup Complete
Wed Jan 13

ALBEQUERQUE - Authorities have announced that tentative plans are in the works for citizens of the city nearly destroyed during the Pakistan-India War last year to return to their homes after a fifteen month cleanup initiative by the Army Corps of Engineers in cooperation with the Department of Energy and the Atomic Safety Commission. Although they expect residual damage to continue to plague the ecosystem of New Mexico for decades to come, they are confident that the bulk of the fallout has been dealt with and the area around the city is safe enough for habitation once again. This comes as a great relief to those evacuated after the blast, many of whom have been forced into shelters and halfway houses in surrounding cities. There still exists an area around the detonation point which remains unsafe and precautions have been taken to keep humans and animals out of the contaminated zone.
 
 
 

World News - Disarmament Talks
Wed Jan 13

NEW YORK - At a press conference at the United Nations, spokesman said that the disarmament talks were making progress, despite some early resistance by members of the security council and a letter of dissent from a coalition of atomic energy providers against the proposal to make production or transport of plutonium and weapon-grade uranium an act of international terrorism. Given the brush with nuclear war which the world had one year ago, outspoken opponents of the measures have grown, for the most part, silent.
 
 
 

Amazon Efforts Continue
Wed Jan 13

CARTAGENA - Scientists from an international coalition to collect samples of Amazon flora and fauna before the forest is destroyed have announced progress in the nearly impossible effort to catalogue hundreds of thousands of genetic samples and specimens before the damage caused by last years blight reduces the once great rain forest to a number of smaller ecosystems. One of the groups at the forefront of this effort is composed of scientists from the human genome project who are using the techniques they have developed to encode genetic samples from the specimens collected into a central database, so that cloning may allow the species which enter extinction to be recreated at some future point.
 
 
 

World News - Ancient Amazonian Civilization Unearthed
Wed Jan 13

BUCARAMANGA - While mapping out the extent of the damage done by last year's massive pestilence in the Amazon Basin, several teams have come across structures which may point at the existence of a hitherto unknown civilization in the distant past of South America. While the investigators refuse to comment further until archaeologists can be brought to confirm the findings, speculations from those in the original teams guess at a date of around 3000 BC.
 
 
 
 

2001 re-release
Thu Jan 14

HOLLYWOOD - The movie, 2001, A Space Odessey, was re-released nationwide yesterday. Following in Lucas'   footsteps, the special effects have all been re-mastered and updated, with a few additions not possible before.
 
 
 

Strange Addition to Jackson Statue
Thu Jan 14

NEW ORLEANS - Residents of the Pontalbo Apartments and employees of Jackson Square-area businesses were surprised Tuesday morning (August 14) to find a new addition to the statue of Andrew Jackson in the center of the Square. And inflatable doll of the sort available in adult stores had been tied to the statue, situated so that "she" was facing Jackson on the horse. NOPD mounted police removed the doll by 10 AM Tuesday, and said there was no evidence of malicious intent in the prank.
*** Next to the short article is a photo of said doll tied facing the statue of Jackson, lashed on tight with rope.***
 
 
 

Incidents in Congo Square
Fri Jan 15

In the Features Section
In a scene reminiscent of times long gone by, the Congo Square has once more been the home of voodoo rituals during the dark of night. Congo Square has a rich history among the local Voodoo practitioners, a place where slaves gathered when slave holders refused to allow them to practice their faith. The police have been called to the Square every night for the last two weeks to break up disturbances. Oddly enough, by the time that officers arrive, the drums and the chanters have disappeared. These instances have seen a resurgance in the voodoo faith, with tourists pouring into the city hoping to catch a glimpse of these illicit rituals of old.
 
 
 

Grisly Double Murder
Fri Jan 15

NEW ORLEANS - A small apartment above a New Orleans new-age shop was the site of a bloody, grusome double murder last week. Rainbow and Cornflower Sunchild (names legally changed in the 1980's) were both found dead from massive blood loss. The bodies were posed with heavy-duty wire in a domestic setting, and the skin of both faces was removed and not recovered at the scene. The Sunchilds were discovered by a Child Protective Services agent on a visit concerning the welfare of the couple's only child. The daughter is now in foster care.
 
 
 

Lights in the Bayou
Fri Jan 15

FEATURES - More reports flood in of activity throughout the city of increased voodoo activity. Buildings have been vandalized in all sections of the city, with the words 'NO MORE CHAINS' appearing alongside what are referred to as veves.Dr. Timothy Drees, Professor of Anthropology at Tulane University, said when interviewed, "The veves in question are an odd combination that I have never seen before. There is an indication of both Rada and Pedro influences involved that traditionally have been in conflict." He went on to explain that various sects follow two paths of ideology, with one more traditional and the other advocating for change. "These are sophisticated veves, usually only drawn during rituals, in the privacy of voodoo temples." Drees would not comment on the implications of this grafitti, other than to say, "These symbols tell a story...when all the pieces are put together, the outcome could become nasty." Sources in the bayou have also reported that certain areas of the cypress marshs have been the site of cult like activity as well. Police have been unable to catch any of the culprits in action, but the Fish and Wildlife department report that they have discovered at least one clearing where animals were involved in blood rituals. Details are sketchy at this time, with reports of finding dead chickens, calves, and goats floating in the water.
<<Two pictures accompany this article. One is of the bloated bodies of dead animals floating on the scummy surface of the swamp, and the other of the graffitti 'NO MORE CHAINS' with a number of symbols around it. Anyone with voodoo-lore 3 or more can contact Loki to find what the symbols mean.>>
 
 
 

New Civic Group Forms
Sun Jan 17

Concerned Citizen Lobbyists Seek Community Support.
NEW ORLEANS - A press release Monday morning announced the formation of Citizens for Transient Safety, a civic group dedicated to the enforcement of New Orleans' vagrancy laws. "We are not here to hinder the lives of the city's homeless," the press release said. "Our interest is in the protection and safety of everyone who lacks a bed to sleep in or a roof for protection. Primarily, our concern is for the overwhelming number of children living on the city's streets." The membership of the group is not yet solidified, but notable members listed in the release include two city judges, several clergy members and three of the city's most active social workers. Membership is open to any and all with a real concern for the welfare of all the city's residents, said the press release. Inquiries can be directed to <address and phone number given -- +mail Ragged Robin for details>.
 
 
 

Elks Plaza Meeting
Wed Jan 20

Elks Medical Plaza Board of Directors Meeting.
NEW ORLEANS - The governing board of Elks Medical Plaza will be having a full meeting on Friday, September 7th, at 7:00 p.m. Due to space considerations, the board will graciously be having the meeting in the Conference Room of the Reilly Recreation Center on Tulane's campus. Promotions will be discussed, proposed projects announced, and a small social will be held. All hospital personnel are invited, as are the press.
<OOC This will be held at 7 P.M., Tuesday, January 26. I would like to see all PCs who are connected with the Elks Medical Plaza attend this meeting as it will be a way to gain RP while I sort out who is who. Questions, +mail Destiny>
 
 
 

BAD-BOY ROCKER DEAD OF OVERDOSE!
Wed Jan 20

NEW ORLEANS - Erick Engler, noted avant-garde social rebel and rock star with the band Blade Fetish, was found dead in his house after making an after-midnight phone call to 911. When police arrived, the rock star was found dead in his bedroom of an apparent drug overdose. However, the police say that no official decision about the cause of death has been made yet.
Engler, owner of the local BDSM club, The Church, and repeatedly seen by the paparazzi in poses of more and more public outrageousness, was, with his band, one of the leading forces of the "Darkwave" musical movement. Blade Fetish's premier album, "How Spoilers Bleed" went gold, while two follow-up albums, "Dri Draconne", and "Dischordia" went platinum.
"We are greatly saddened by the loss of this great artist," said Lyle Sampan, spokesperson for Electra Records, one of the Engler's two labels. "It is a tragedy that Mr. Engler should be taken by the very forces he sang about on his record."
Others were not so sympathetic. "I would not be so callous as to say that justice has been done," said the Rev. Richard Meller, of the Metarie Baptist Church, "but it is obvious that the seeds of the man's destruction were sown by his own had."
 
 
 

Search for Arsonist
Fri Jan 22
 

ST TAMMANY PARISH - The county sherriff's office is still searching for a suspect in an alleged arson just outside of New Orleans last week. The fire destroyed a 100-year-old plantation-style house located ten miles north of the city on August 16. No injuries or casualties were discovered, but Peter Demonet, the owner of the house, has not yet been found. It is unknown whether other people were living in the house at the time. Investigators for the county discovered cans of cleaning fluid and rags in the basement which lead them to believe that the fire was deliberately set. Neighbors along the rural route remember a young man walking down the road toward New Orleans that night, but no suspect has been named. Anyone with information can call the county sherriff's office at ###-####.
CORRECTION - Mon Jan 25
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OOC: The post titled "Search for Arsonist" should not say that Peter Demonet has not been found. It should say that he was murdered a month ago. The killer was caught and is in jail. *hangs head* That'll teach me to write a post half-cocked. My apologies to whomever I might've messed up!
 
 

Police Request Information in Engler Death
Sat Jan 23

NEW ORLEANS - Police are intently searching for suspects and information in the death of rock star Erick Engler. Evidence suggests that the overdose that Engler died of last week may not have been accidental. Detective Gabriel Castle, who is investigating the case, urges anyone with information to contact the NOPD Anonymous Tip Line <+mail Ragged Robin) . "This information could include past association, friendship, or when you had seen him last and what he had said to you or anything you might have overheard," said a statement released by Castle today. As the investigation has only just begun, the release said, no details about the case can be made public.
 
 

City Council Meeting Lasts Late
Wed Jan 27

NEW ORLEANS - This week's city council meeting lasted far into the night, as most of the observers had something to say about the several proposals made in reference to the adjudicated properties the city owns. Councilman Jordan Franklin's initial volley in the war to provide lower-cost housing for lower-income families fell short of its mark early in the meeting, as his proposal was defeated by a vote of five to two. The bill would have waived back-tax fees on a certain number of adjudicated properties to lower-income families, on condition of residence and improvement of the property over ten years. Following the vote, Councilman Burt Feeney told reporters, "The entire city council is all for providing assistance to get lower-income families into places they can call their own. Councilman Franklin's plan was just not appropriate at this time." Franklin himself commented, "This is only the first inning. We still have a long way to go." The vote incited a flood of observer comments, including empassioned speeches by Ruby Falco and Remy LeBeau, urging the Council to rethink their votes. After all opinions had been heard, a representative from the newly created Citizens for Transient Safety, Olivia Cisneros, presented a bid to the Council to buy the argued-over properties at the price of the land value. The council voted four to three in favor of accepting outside bids for the properties. Any individual or organization may submit a bid in writing to the City Manager, for voting. Proper procedures and guidelines are available at the information desk at City Hall. (+mail Ragged Robin for info)
 
 

Man Dead in Suspected Homophobic Killing
Thu Jan 28

NEW ORLEANS - Police discovered the body of Mark Sommers, 21, a tourist from Atlanta, dead in a Bourbon Street alley Saturday evening. Sommers frequented the city's gay establishments during his stay in New Orleans, according to a few local bartenders. His throat was slit and he was found suspended from electrical wires in the alley. Police have no leads at this time, however, several of Sommers' frequent companions feel sure that the murder was tied into the college student's homosexuality. "Mark didn't care if anyone knew he was out," said roommate Chris Barnes in a telephone interview. "He'd get in anyone's face if they called him anything derrogatory." The body will be returned to Sommers' parents in Atlanta for burial.
 
 
 
 

Book Review: Dragon Weaving by Batte Piroshki
Fri Jan 29

The new book by Batte Piroshki , _Dragon Weaving_, is nearly a masterpiece of fairy tale fantasy. Set in a fantastical limbo of "yesteryear", the main character, a dragon sorceror who is never specifically named, is an ironic and lonely soul searching for love. He finds it with a human woman searching for freedom from a fanatical suitor. Although the storyline is light, and the tone is sweet, there is a dark side to this. In a new period of unbelieving, the time for fairy tales comes to an end, and the dragon hero leaves this world to science and the new order of life. While it appears to be a children's story, the message is clearly for the adults: never give up fantasy. While we've heard this message before, Puff the magic dragon had nothing on "Dragon Weaving".
 
 
 

Mother of Missing Twins Found Dead
Sat Jan 30

NEW ORLEANS - Two infant boys remain missing after their mother was found dead in a Jackson Square alley yesterday afternoon. Patricia Long, 24, and her two-month-old twins Joel and Jacob were reported missing by husband and father Jerry, 27, earlier this week. Patricia's body was discovered in an abandoned alley by Sr. Francis Adams, a nun at St. Louis Cathedral. The twins have not yet been found, however, and NOPD urges anyone with any information about the boys to contact the Tip Line.
 
 
 
 

Archaeological Find
Tue Feb  2

NEW ORLEANS - An amazing archaeological find was uncovered today in the Mississippi near New Orleans today. An underwater blasting crew, while trying to remove an outcropping 33 miles south of the city, were astounded when they uncovered the damaged remains of a German U-81 submarine. The detonation had done a good deal of damage to the otherwise well preserved craft, and now efforts are being made to raise it from the riverbed intact. Historians at Tulane University are already speculating on the implications of the craft's presence, and say this may lend credence to certain theories that the Nazis were indeed prepared to wage war with the United States on their home ground.
 
 
 

Hollywood comes to New Orleans
Fri Feb  5

HOLLYWOOD - Before the corpse is cold, Hollywood moves in on New Orleans to do a movie on the late great Erick Engler. Scott LeRiviera, son of late Lydia LaRiviera, held a party for the Hollywood set in his mansion recently. Rumours indicate that Mr. La Riviera will be playing the part of the illfated musician.
 

Union head resigns
Wed Feb 10
IC Date: July 7, 2001

-(CITY DESK)-  It was announced today that teamster boss Glenn 'Mule' Henderson was resigning as President of the local chapter. When asked why he was doing so, Mr. Henderson, through Union spokesmen, cited differences with the National Committee. Mr Henderson's future plans were not detailed, nor who would replace him as New Orleans local chapter head.
 
 
 

Moon Sentenced to Death
Thu Feb 11

NEW ORLEANS - After a gruesomly detailed trial concluding this week, former NOPD Detective Thistle Moon was sentenced to death for on five counts of first-degree murder. Moon confessed fully to the murders of five adolescent girls over the last two years and plead guilty on all counts. Surprisingly, the defense lodged no insanity plea, though psychologists on the side of the prosecution repeatedly testified to Moon's psychological instability. The jury returned the guilty verdict after two hours of deliberation, and city judge Myer Bascomb delivered the sentence of death by lethal injection. The sentence is scheduled to be carried out on October 20, 2001.
 
 
 

Marriage Announcement: Benton to Falco
Thu Feb 11

Marriage Announcement:
BENTON, Arthur to FALCO, Ruby. Groom is a French Quarter businessman, bride is a musician. Honeymoon and residence not announced.
 
 
 

Music Review: Necrolestes
Wed Feb 17

NEW YORK - When one buys an album whose title is Greek for "grave-robber," one expects a sound as heavy and ponderous as the tomb it implies. The latest CD from Order of Reason fulfills that expectation but takes surprisingly different steps away from it as well. Overall, the album is an interesting blend of industrial and darkwave Gothic sounds, not easily categorizable into one or the other genre. Anyone who has enjoyed the relatively obscure last CD to come from this project (currently only peopled by frontman Coil) will find it strongly based in OoR's electronic dance-beat roots, but with a much darker theme. No longer holding to topics of outrage and defiance, this album focuses more on themes of death and decay, a more typically Gothic fare. Songs of note that follow this new theme are "Silver Roses", about a girl that shuts herself off from the world so she doesn't have to see things age or change, including herself, and "Pygmalion", a mortician's love song to a most lovely 'client'. No, this album is not for the faint of stomach. Most surprising, perhaps, is the mournfull ballad "Carnivale", reflecting Coil's New Orleans influences. The song tells the story of the ghostly remnants of an unfortunate Mardi Gras party: caught in a terrible fire, all were killed, and now dance in their charred finery on the anniversary of the disaster for eternity.
<<Hey, if you'd ICly buy this, drop Ragged Robin a note, wot?>>
 
 
 

Rocker Returns; Charges Pressed
Thu Feb 18

NEW ORLEANS - A local Englerite rocker, known only by his stage name Puck, has returned to New Orleans after a year in Los Angeles recording and promoting his first album. The CD's first release, "Mind Trip," has enjoyed regular play on college stations and the video debuted on MTV's 120 Minutes a month ago. Upon returning home, Puck immediately fell into the lifestyle that  seems the most popular among New Orleans' famous: drug abuse. Not two weeks after he moved back into the city he was arrested on purchase and possession charges and released under a large bail. Apparently the death of Erick Engler from drug overdose has had little to no effect on the music community: not even the loss of one of their own will keep them from their debauchery.
 
 
 

Wilson Clinic
Thu Feb 18

NEW ORLEANS - Evan Wilson's Free clinic has passed hands. The new director is Dr. Kathleen McDiarmid, Chief of Sugery at Elks Place.
 
 
 

Submarine
Sat Feb 20

LOUISIANA - The German U-Boat found recently near the mouth of the Mississippi is still there, as engineers and archaeologists struggle to find a way to raise the ship without damaging it further. Several weeks back, civil engineers discovered the ship while blasting obstructions in the river floor which were impeding traffic on the river. The U-Boat, now definitively dated from mid-way through the Second World War, was damaged considerably by the explosives, making the task of recovering it even more difficult. Meanwhile, archaeologists are debating whether divers should attempt to open the ship and recover artifacts within, just in case the submarine should break apart. Proponents point out that such items would be lost in the delta silt, while objections focus around further compromising the integrity of the vessal.
 
 
 
 

Shooting in Pontalbo
Mon Feb 22
 

NEW ORLEAN - In the home of Mr. David Dowling, a gunman sat waiting. He attacked Mr. Dowling when he came home this evening, and shot him several times. The gunman then attacked Officer Jena Ray, who remains unharmed. Chief of Surgery at Elks place was downstairs, and came up to help, and was attacked as well. While she survives in good condition, the same may not be said of Mr. Dowling, whose condition is listed as unknown. Police have no comment as of now, but a neighbor says, "That person sure had a grudge against Dave! They should be looking for guys he's pissed off, you know? Some girl's ex come back for blood!"
 
 
 

Halloween Mischief
Mon Feb 22

NEW ORLEANS - For Halloween, a band of myschevious teeneagers went through parts the city, namely the Garden Distrct and Vieux Carre, setting off some kind of explosives which were used to splatter targets with pumpkin debris, and a light blue paint. Many areas were targeted, Namely the following places in the Garden District: The Attic, Savoy General Store, The Vaudeville Museum, and Montague's Dream, while Vieux carre was hit at: The Side Show Bar, The Summer Tree, The Cellar, Maisonettes, Royal St. Women's Shelter, The Church, The Rink, and The Police Station. Finally, a large pumpkin, probably made up of a pile of smaller ones, was detonated in Louis Armstrong Park, sending a shower of Pumpkin flesh over the city. Few injuries occured from car accidents, and the damage to buildings has not yet been estimated.
 
 
 
 

Home Invasion in Vieux Carre
Mon Feb 22
IC Date:  October 31, 2001

NEW ORLEANS - While the city celebrated Mischief Night, an unknown assailant broke into the store/domicile of the Summer Tree bookstore. While details are sketchy, the evening clerk, Clara Beaumont, 16, New Orleans, was found dead on the roof, a victim of an apparent robbery. The owner's twin daughters were also apparently molested, and were rushed to Elks Place Medical Plaza, where they were under the care of the eminent Isaac Goldfarb. No motive has yet been assigned to this home invasion, and NOPD spokesmen have refused to comment while the crime is under investigation.
 
 
 

Halloween Revisited
Tue Feb 23
IC Date:  November 1, 2001

NEW ORLEANS - Cleanup of the previous day's festivities continues as the NODPW diligently work on washing out the residue of the pumpkins that can be found all over the city. Those businesses that were specifically targeted with the smaller attacks will need to repaint their buildings, the blue paint used seems to be Sherwin Williams, Indoor/Outdoor housepaint. Eyewitness reports say that dozens of blue-painted males, ranging in the teenage years are responsible for Halloween's Pumpkin Bash. One Interviewee was recorded stating, "They were all over. They Were all blue-painted males. I knew they were all males because they had their....well....you know....painted blue too. They were all naked. And Blue." During the cleanup of Louis Armstrong Park, the site from where it has been determined that hundreds of the little pumpkins used in the chaos spree throughout the city were set off all at once. Terrorist Analysist Levon Burtris had this to comment: "This does not seem to be the workings of a known terrorist group, nor are they using known terrorist tactics. I've never heard of any group using pumpkins before."

Finally, the following was found, written in blue paint, underneath the pumpkin residue in the Park: To be, or not to be- that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them. To die- to sleep- No more: and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die- to sleep. To sleep- perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death- The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns- puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. --Hamlet
        Authorities are still looking for any leads.
 
 

Finn rides again!
Wed Feb 24
IC Date:  November 3, 2001

NEW ORLEANS - Police were called to the Vaudeville Museum early on November 2nd when the alarms sounded. When they arrived, several very rare pieces were left untouched, but a recently revamped statue of the legendary Jonathan Finn had been taken from its alcove. Finn holds a special place in New Orlean's history, having created his carnival macabre on the outskirts of a growing city in 1873. Left in its place was a note that read, 'Got bored. Went out for a ride.' Seasonal pranksters found a place for the wax figure in Jackson Square. Placing it on the lap of Andrew Jackson himself, the statue of Jonathan Finn rose up, leaning forward as if leading the general into battle. Nimmy Monroe, curator of the historic Cabildo, located right off the square, was quoted as saying, "Its disgraceful! Defiling General Jackson with that...that...*man*! Historical data clearly states that that rascal Finn was a privateer during the war, hindering rather than helping the south! Disgraceful!"
 
 
 

Elevator Accident
Wed Feb 24
IC Date:  November 4, 2001

NEW ORLEANS - Early morning on the 3rd, the freight elevator in Elks Medical experienced a catastrophic failure. The car jammed in the shaft just short of the third floor, and all would have been well if just left at that. Experts say that the continued strain of the lifting mechanism caused the suspension harness to dislodge and seperate into two smaller peices. The more then two ton harness spead down the length of the shaft and smashed into the roof of the elevator, sending it to the basement at alarming speed. Luckily for the two passengers, Brenna Price and Charles B. Finster, an EMS worker and a hospital orderly, the emergency inertia brakes mounted on the rails kicked in and slowed them to a safe landing just below the basement level of the hospitol. Emergency workers arrived on the scene to help extract the two victims. Unfortunately during the extraction process the auxilary generator mounted just above the harness broke loose and fell on the car, crushing it to a mere half its size. Workers with cutting torches were lowered into the shaft and the two passengers, New orleans natives, where freed from the wreckage. Both where treated for contusions, abrasions and muscle pulls, and released from the hospital.

Hospital administrators where shocked at the news, and are co-ordinating with Schindler Elevator Corporation to investigate the cause of the catastophy and insure that the other elevators currently in use at Elks Medical are in good working order.

Charles Finster told reporters that he was fine, and had no intentions of sueing. He thanked God for making it through and told reporters that he was very fortunate to be trapped in the elevator under such conditions with a compatent EMS worker. Elks reports that there will be no interuption in services, and that they expect the frieght elevator will be repaired within the next two weeks.
 
 
 

Gulf Coast Shipping Reorganization
Wed Feb 24    Newsdesk
IC Date of event: Novemebr 1, 2001

BUSINESS - New Orleans, LA. Today, in a deal long known to business insiders, Gulf Coast Shipping and Rowan Imports announced completion of their merger, and was offically approved by the State's Department of Commerce. Glenn "Mule" Henderson, former head of the local Teamster affiliate, was named as President. There was some uproar among shipping insiders, as that there is a suspicion that Mr. Henderson used the recent two month shipping strike to position himself for this job, but Joshua Templeton, newly named head of the IAFTP -teamster Union, said "That's utterly false. When Mr. Henderson was head of this here Union, he had nothing but the interest of it's members at heart" Word on the street among the union members support Mr. Templeton's opinion.
 
 

Letter to the Editor
Thu Feb 25

Dear Tribune,
        I am tired of being afraid. I am tired of feeling disgusted. I feel both of these things every day when I go to work. I go to work to earn my living and pay taxes. The taxes I pay go to subsidize, thats a fancy tax word for "pay", the rent of the inhabitants of Flordia Street Projects on Basin and Canal, the source of my fear and disgust. Why does the government think that the problems in New Orleans are remedied by throwing money at the poor? Why have the projects been in place so long and are still filled with the disenfrachised and the disfunctional? Why are the projects such easy targets for drugs and violence? Why are brothals and sex clubs, which the entire city knows of, still in operation? I know why. I might be paraphrasing when I say that great man once said "The only true evil in the world, is that good men do nothing.", but I am not parahrasing when I say "This city needs some good moral leadership with fresh ideas on cleaning up the mess that the bleeding heart liberals have made."
The Angry Tax Payer
 
 

Homophobia Suspected in Death
Mon Mar  1
 

Investigations into the September 8 death of Atlanta college student Mark Sommers, 21, have led police to suspect homophobia as the motive in the murder. In a statement released today, the NOPD has asked for any information concerning their unidentified suspect: a Middle Eastern man who may have been seen combing the gay bars several weeks before the Sommers death.
 Witnesses drawn from a variety of specialty bars throughout the city have told police that Sommers was very outspoken about his lifestyle, leading police to believe that he may have attracted the attention of someone who disagreed with his outspokenness. If you have any information, please contact the NOPD Tip Line <+mail Ragged Robin>.
 
 
 
 

Attack Leaves One Dead.
Tue Mar  2
 

 At approximately 4:30 AM, on Tuesday, November 13th. 2001, shots were fired from an unknown location near Bourbon and St. Peters street, just outside the popular Lost Raven bar, resulting in the death of Xaviera Hollis Lleweylln.
 Lleweylln, a former model, was found dead at the scene by paramedics, having taken several shots; the fatal being a blow to the heart. Witnesses at the time of the shooting claim to have not seen the attacker, nor do the cops have any leads at this time.
 The deceased has no known living relatives.
 
 
 

Assault on LG&E refinery! 18 dead!
Sat Mar  6
 

 (CityDesk) Friday, November 23rd, 2001  In the early hours of this morning, the brand new Lousiana Gas and Electric Company's pride and joy, was suddenly and brutally attacked by unknown assailants carrying military quality weaponry. Late shift workers report seeing several firefights between refinery guards and parties unknown erupt at approximately 3am. The workers say that they were protected by two uniformed NOPD officers, whose identities have not been released.
 NOPD sources have confirmed 18 dead, all members of Surety Security Inc., a private contractor hired by LG&E to guard it's 11.7 million dollar complex. While investigations are on going, unnamed sources within the police department are leaning to an heretofore unknown ecoterrorist group, which opposes oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. LG&E spokemen Trisha Barry released statement that there was no damage of any substantial amount to any equipment, and there was no danger to the public at any time. Ms Barry expressed condolences to the famlies of the slain guards, and reported that LG&E would beef up security forces and devices, "to make sure this never happens again."
 Police sources say that the investigation is continuing.
 
 
 
 

Man Arrested for Two Murders
Sat Mar 13
 

NEW ORLEANS  While the City Council deliberated property and tax issues down the hall, NOPD officers were apprehending a suspect in two of this year's homicides in the lobby of City Hall Tuesday night. An anonymous tip led officers to the building, where Sevrin Etoile had been attending the meeting. Etoile was arrested on two counts of murder in the first degree, in the deaths of John Hiller and Theodore Woodsworth earlier this year.
 Police released a statement today to assert that their evidence against Etoile was fast and that prosecution should be swift. Etoile is being held without bail. His trial should begin in about two weeks, said the statement.
 
 
 
 

Marriage
Mon Mar 15     (Donatien)

ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
Donatien Rimbaud
 I know it is a little early in the season to broach that most romantic of subjects, marriage, but I was taken just recently by the efforts of a relative of him to secure for herself the perfect husband, around which to build the rest of her life after a beautiful ceremony to herald the oncoming utopia which was sure to follow. How quaint. Personally, I find weddings to be very dull affairs, in general. Usually they are nothing more than an excuse to wear ghastly appareal in colors which are barely suitable for easter eggs, or which make allusions to ones purity which rarely hold up to scrutiny in these cynical times. In meaning, they offer little more than the illusion of security, an impossible permanence when concerning beings who grow and whose needs and feelings change. Even more, most of the love professed at such events stems not from true emotions, but from neurotic needs and selfdelusions, lies withint lies. Indeed, utopia may be too tame a description.
 Perhaps it is too much to ask people to deal with each other as adults and to admit to themselves and those they profess to love, that the world is an uncertain and difficult place, where what is true one day may not be true tomorrow, no matter how much we may want it to be. Emotions aren't truth, they are merely what we wish to be true, while in reality they are ephemeral, brief and fleeting, to be indulged when they show themselves and forgotten when they abandon us the next morning. Is this cynical? Perhaps. Or maybe it is just realism. Are we, as a culture, ready to grow up and abandon those fantasies which cheered us as children, to persue more adult pastimes?
 
 
 

Fire at Dunross
Tue Mar 16     (Jim Crow)

NEW ORLEANS  Last night in the Garden District, the fire department rushed to respond to a fire at Dunross Manor only to find the owner of the house being dragged from the blaze by security guards, tied to a chair and bleeding from a gunshot wound and cut throat. Miraculously, former assistant district attorney Killian Donaldson survived the ordeal due to emergency surgery performed on his front lawn by a doctor on the scene. The fire, which sources say was chemical in nature, was obviously an attempt to cover up the attempted murder. The victim is in critical condition at Elks Place Medical Center, under guard as police wait for him to regain consciousness and shed some light on the identity of his assailant. Police sources refuse to divulge any further information on the case, including if they have any suspects.
 
 
 

Former Asst. D.A. Dead At Age 30
Wed Mar 17

Former Assistant District Attorney, Killian Gerard Donaldson died early this morning due to heart failure in Elks Place Medical. Donaldson, age 30, suffered a heart attack that, despite doctors best efforts to save him, took his life. Donaldson was in a coma prior to this heart failure, though doctors aren't certain if the attack was related; more information will be forthcoming with the pending autopsy.

Killian Donaldson leaves no known heirs to the Dunross Estate, though he is survived by his father, James Donaldson.
 
 
 

Business section
Thu Mar 18

In the blurb section of the Business section
 

 On the exchange, 600 shares of GCS/Rowan Stock were put on sale today, at 25 1/8.

OOC: Interested buyers, +mail Despair who handles the stock exchange
 
 
 

Homicide suspect killed!
Thu Mar 18
 

  CityDesk  December 17th, 2001  Suspected murderer Hideoshi Yanakov was slain today when Captain Alan Longstreet and the NOPD's Quick Response Team raided Yanakov Jewelry in the Pontalbo St Peter. Yankov apparently responded to demands to surrender with a burst of gunfire. QRT units responded, striking Yanakov twelve times, many in the head. NOPD Internal Affairs made it be known that it was a 'correct and righteous' shooting.
 Mr. Yanakov was wanted in connections to the murder of Xaviera Llewelyn, and several assault cases.
 
 
 

Submarine Raised
Wed Mar 24     (Jim Crow)

LOUISIANA  The German submarine found buried in delta soot three monthes ago has finally been raised from the riverbed with only minimal damage to the structure. This is the third attempt to do so, the first two failing due to significant damage caused to the vessal by civil engineers using explosives to clear away a blockage in the river where the ship lay. The intact vessal has been moved onto an onshore rig inside a large warehouse, previously constructed for that purpose, while engineers and archaeologists examine it to determine if it should be moved somewhere for further study. So far, the identity of the vessal has remained a mystery and the interior has yet to be breached, though plans are that it will be opened in the next two weeks, once the team is sure it won't damage the ship.
 
 
 

City Councilman slain
Sun Mar 28

NEW ORLEANS  New Orleans Mayor announced in a news conference this morning that Councilman James Deverou had been killed in an ambush attack in the French Quarter. He expressed his deep sympathy for the widow of the slain Councilman, and urged anyone with information about the case to contact the NOPD. Details surrounding the case are being closely guarded at this time, but eyewitness reports indicate the attack was a very violent one. One witness, not giving her name stated, "It was like someone just ripped his throat out, there was so much blood, it was all over the street." Several citizens have contacted the paper asking if the city would be a memorial service. At press time, no details were available, and Mrs Deverou was unavailable for comment.
 
 
 

Emergency Election Process Begins
Tue Mar 30
 

NEW ORLEANS  The process to elect a City Council representative to replace the recentlymurdered James Deverou is now underway. Applicants must live in the Vieux Carre and fill the normal requirements for holding public office. Declaration of candidacy forms are due to City Hall by <<RL Friday at midnight EST>>. The emergency election will be held on February 1, which leaves little time for campaign. The Mayor's office released a statement saying that he expects voter turnout to be high, despite the short campaign time, in memory of Councilman Deverou. Investigations into his death are still underway.

In other news, with the coming of 2002 several City government positions will be up for reelection, including all City Council seats. Information on open positions and how to declare candidacy is available at City Hall.

<<OOC: +mail Ragged Robin either to declare candidacy, or for more information on possible positions. Living people only, please.>>
 
 
 
 

Murder Suspect Disappears!
Wed Mar 31
 

    A mechanical failure and a mysterious police impersonator led to the disappearance of suspected murderer Sevrin Etoile, on the way to his trial yesterday. He is currently at large and the NOPD has launched a full investigation. The trial is, of course, on hold until Etoile is found.

    NOPD officials say that Officer Brian Poughty did not exist in police records until he appeared with orders to remove Etoile to the courthouse. "Everything was in order," said the Sargeant who signed the release form. "He had a valid badge and the proper papers." The van assigned to transfer the suspect broke down in the auto pool, and a new van was sent for to take its place. That van has not yet been found, nor has Brian Poughty or Etoile. Two other officers that joined Poughty in the van are also missing.

    Anyone with any information is urged to call the NOPD Anonymous Tip Line <+mail Ragged Robin>.
 
 
 
 

Submarine Opening
Tue Apr 13     (Jim Crow)

HOUMA  Archaeologists working on the World War II German U81 submarine recently recovered from the bottom of the Mississippi near Houma have reported that they intend to open the vessal next week, once the final concerns for the structural integrity of the ship, which was damaged by blasting by civil engineers, are put to rest.
 
 
 

Special Election Upcoming
Fri Apr 16
 

 The City Council special election this Friday seems an easy win for favorite candidate Shelby Deverou. Wife of the late Councilman James Deverou, she is by far the leader in the current polls. Other candidates are rallying lastminute campagin promises in an effort to win back support. Only the polls on Friday will tell for sure the outcome of the emergency election.

<<Please +mail Ragged if you would purposefully vote against Shelby being on city council. Don't mail her if you'd vote for.>>
 
 
 
 

Another reported missing
Mon Apr 19

Sidebar on the front page:
 The reports of missing persons has grown to 23 in the last three months, with the most recent disappearance Mohammad AlRana of 2671 Canal. AlRana was a cab driver for the Checkered Cab company who reported him missing. His cab was found in the middle ofRoyal, after an apparent collision with a motorcycle. Police report that the motorcycle had been tampered with, but witnesses to the accident were too shaken by the incident to be provide accurate descriptions.
 A picture of the cabbie is beside the short article. Police informants speculate that AlRana was involved in an automobile theft ring and that his disappearance lies at their feet. The NOPD is investigating.
 
 
 

Deverou Wins Council Seat
Tue Apr 20
 

NEW ORLEANS  In a landslide vote that surprised very few pollsters, Shelby Deverou won the City Council seat left vacant by the death of her husband, James Deverou, this January. Ms. Deverou will take her seat on the Council bench at the next meeting on <<Thursday, April 22, at 10:30 PM Eastern, RL>>. On the agenda are reports on the progression of the adjudicated housing properties, and a proposal for the restoration of certain historical homes in the downtown Bourbon residential area.

<<OOC: as ever, +mail Ragged Robin ahead of time to get on the agenda. Anyone with Res 2 looking for a nonapartment housing source is urged to try and attend.>>
 
 
 
 

Grisly Cult Sacrifice?
Tue Apr 20

Early wednesday morning, a body was found hanging from a tree located a few miles from the edge of the Bayou St. John. Originally suspected to be a juvenile, the body was identified early this morning as belonging to one 19yearold Etienne Gautreaux, a young man wellknown among the 'street' population of New Orleans.
 What separates this particular death from the other violent crimes perpetrated against youth living on the streets of New Orleans is the particular viciousness of the crime: the body was badly beaten (almost beyond recognition) and mutilated in a fashion meant (apparently) to mimic elements of Voudoun ritual.
 Currently, fundamentalist Christian groups have already responded with public statements urging more stringent qualifications for ordination in the Voudoun religion and a greater amount of political or police oversight over Vodoun ritual. Spokespersons for the Voudoun community disavow connections with the grisly murder, asserting that their religion has little or nothing to do with human sacrifice.

 More on this story to come as conditions develop. Until such time as further information is released, pedestrians especially are warned to be leery of groups or gangs traveling the Latin Quarter or other areas of the streets at odd hours.
 
 
 

Sewer Workers strike!
Wed Apr 21
 

 (CityDesk) Friday, February 8th, 2002  Outside the cityhall offices, New Orlean's sewer workers and related professionals started a wildcat strike to protest working conditions that have led to the disappearances of at least eight sewer workers in the preceding two months. While cit officials are at a lost to explain the missing workers, they insist that the sewers are safe. Says City Engineer Martin LaCrucis, "After the renovations in 1996, there's absolutely no unstable sections of the city's understructure."
  Union representative Edgar 'Sandy" Huguenot disagrees vehemnetly. "That's a crock, and they know it. These eight guys were skilled professionals. You don't just disappear off the face of the Earth. They must have fallen into a pit somewhere!"
 It has been told to the paper from reliable sources that the city, sticking to the story of the sewer systems safety, has asked the New Orleans Police Department to investigate the disappearances.
 
 
 
 

Council Approves Historic Neighborhood Renewal
Fri Apr 23
 

 A neighborhood of historic shotgunstyle homes, just downtown of Dumaine on Bourbon Street, was approved for restoration by a federal grant distributed to the homeowners chosen to inhabit the properties. Melissa Miles, from the Office of Housing and Urban Development, brought the proposal before the council for its final decision. The money had been approved last October, but Sunday night was its final vote. Though the program is funded federally, it will be overseen at the city level and requires city cooperation.
 The resolution for the program passed after some debate over whether or not such money should not be spent to further alleviate the city's homeless problem. Steps were initiated by councilmember Jordan Franklin to revise the conditions for approval, and with that codicil the resolution passed with only one abstention.
 The proposed changes  involving the income level of the program's participants  will be discussed and approved in a joint meeting between council members and the newlyhired administrative liason for the project, Benjamin WalkerAshley. Mr. WalkerAshley is a Boston native and now a Louisiana resident who topped HUD's list of applicants for this position. Once the specific criteria for acceptance have been agreed upon, applications for the housing will be available at the HUD office in City Hall. The Tribune will announce when those are released.
 Among the certainties for approval of a housing application in this neighborhood are that the applicant is a firsttime homeowner, and agrees to restore the property to its historic original. Membership in a neighborhood homeowner's association will be mandatory to ensure that the restorations are being conducted. "I think it's a great opportunity to create a community of historicallyminded people in the city," said Council Chair Dorthea Barton after Sunday's meeting.

<<Contact Ragged Robin and Jolly Roger for more information. Anyone looking for housing and mortals looking for guarenteed RP are encouraged to look into this!>>
 
 
 


Public Works
Sat Apr 24

On page 4 of the Metro section:

STREETLAMPS SCHEDULED FOR REPAIR

 The Street Department, to help stem violent street crime, has awared contracts for the installation of new halogen street lamps. Many of the old lamps are out completely or are dim from age. The company who won the contract to replace and maintain the lights was Candlepower, Inc. They are planning to use halogen lights, to reduce the overall energy costs of the lights and increase their functional lifetime.
 The project should take about two weeks to accomplish, in total. Some are hoping that the improved lighting will increase the feeling of security among the people who live in the city. The work on replacing the street lamps, which will take one month, will start the day after Mardi Gras as a moneysaving measure, as cleanup crews do doubled duty.
 
 
 
 

Editorial Pages
Wed Apr 28

 Dear editor,

 I write this letter not out of what most will no doubt call bigoted hatred, or some misplaced notion of superiority. Rather, I express these views froma simple concern for the city where I have spent my entire life. Our City Council has adopted a fine plan for attempting to improve living conditions for all in New Orleans. An admirable effort, allowing struggling families to make their way, with just the slightest helping hand from the government, to give them the head start we all need. No one disputes this is a necessary, and desirable act.
 My point of contention, rather, is with the choice of director for thislargescale endeavor. Benjamin WalkerAshley is hardly qualified to supervise one of the most important urban renewal programs in our city. A former literatureprofessor, who abandoned his post last year for greener pastures, and has absolutely no experience in governmental procedure, bureaucratic organization, or leadership of any kind, is now responsible for this daring undertaking?
 Though I do not harbor ill will towards the gentlemen personally, I feel I must address his personal life, as it is relevant to the matters at hand. For someone who will be leading the cause of strengthening families, and the home life among lower class incomes, it is hardly befitting that director to have the, shall we say, extreme lifestyle Mr. WalkerAshley exhibits. His recent public marriage to the transvestite entertainer Holly Windholm in a known gay bar, and his proclivity to open his home to all manner of transients and undesirables must be considered as a barometer of his attitudes towards the familial structure at large. For a man whose own personal choices are questionable at best to have such a large sway over the next generation of families and children is a risk I as a voter and taxpayer am not willing to take.
 I strongly urge the New Orleans City Council, and the HUD, to reconsider their nomination of Benjamin WalkerAshley to this position. The future of ourcity may be at stake, and we need a leader behind the helm who is qualified, capable, and resilient. For this position, I'm afraid the professor simply does not qualify. Thank you.

 Margaret Keane
 President, Greater New Orleans PTA
 
 
 

Editorial Pages
Wed Apr 28

 Dear editor,

 Having read Mrs. Keane's letter, I feel obligated to reply. I wholeheartedly agree with her in regards to to what the City Council is doing is a fine thing. Helping people make a fresh start by providing them with the means for affordable housing is not only a wonderful gesture, it is one that has been too long in coming.
 However, I must most strongly disagree with the rest of her letter. For someonewho starts out saying that she merely has a "simple concern" for the city in which she has spent her life, she seems to be intent on disparaging the character of a man who has taken this city and made it his home  as well as insulting every man, woman and child who has ever spent time with Mr. WalkerAshley.
 Mrs. Keane states that Mr. WalkerAshley has had no experience in bureaucratic organization or leadership of any kind, strongly implying that the fact that professorial duties do not include any of these things. While Mr. WalkerAshley maynot have actual governmental experience, I feel that his job as a assistant professor does qualify him for his position. A large part of any professor's job  even assistants  is to organize. He is responsible for the furthering the education of students, and it would behoove any professor to be able to do so in the most efficient way possible. Mr. WalkerAshley has spent years learning the bestmeans of performing his job, and that includes all manner of educational paperwork. Surely that could be considered to be some experience in administration, ifnot the experience that Mrs. Keane has in mind. Obviously the Council who appointed Mr. WalkerAshley to this position felt that his credentials were sufficient enough to be given the job.
 Mrs. Keane then goes on to bring up the matter of Mr. WalkerAshley's private life, prefixing her thinly veiled homophobic (and outright slanderous) statementswith the phrase, "Though I do not harbor ill will towards the gentlemen personally..." If Mrs. Keane truly held no illwill towards Mr. WalkerAshley, she would have not brought her statements to such a public forum  likely knowing fullwell the uproar that the aforementioned statements are bound to cause. His choiceof lifestyle has absolutely no bearing to his ability to perform his job. In fact, I will go on the record as saying that it may even help him to be a openminded, fair individual when it comes to making choices  something that Mrs. Keane, despite her disclaimers, is obviously not. The fact that the WalkerAshleys have opened their home to people who are homeless and without jobs (or, as Mrs. Keane so kindly referred to them, "transients and undesirables") speaks volumes about their kindness and generosity. Mr. WalkerAshley knows the people he is trying to help. Can Mrs. Keane say the same?
 As a fellow lifelong citizen and registered voter of the City of New Orleans, I feel that Mr. WalkerAshley is eminently qualified for the job which the City Council has seen fit to grant him. His strengths may be considered to be nontraditional, but perhaps it is time for someone to /be/ nontraditional. This is nolonger the 1950's, with traditional family values. Family has taken on a whole new meaning. Time for a man who /is/ qualified, capable, and resilient  one whounderstands the changes that have happened to family, and one who knows the people who will be applying for housing  to take the helm and give people who sorely need it the help they deserve. Benjamin WalkerAshley is the man to help the City of New Orleans make its way into the future.
 Alisynde Lacroix Morgan
 
 
 
 

Students Charge Racism at Tulane
Wed Apr 28

 NEW ORLEANS, LA  More than two dozen students and faculty members occupied the president's office at Tulane University for several hours last week, demanding that the university's administration deal with their concerns about 'institutional racism' on the campus.
 The protesters chanted as they marched into the offfice of the president, William R. Cotter, said Stephen B. Collins, a university spokesman. The racially diverse group had a list of 14 demands that said that 'by repeadedly silencing students of color, Tulane University is an exemplary racist institution and implicitly cherishes white supremacy.'
 The president talked with the group briefly before he left to attend a morning meeting, leaving the protesters without resolution, and the protested ended after two hours.
 Mr. Collins denied that anyone in the administration was racist, but said that the president had agreed to work on the protester's concerns. He plans to create a mentor program for minority students, and to see if the university's affirmativeaction policies for hiring staff members could be made more aggressive.
 
 
 
 
 

Activity Center Opens
Thu Apr 29

In an effort to keep teenagers off the streets, the Citizens for Transient Safety have contracted with a national chain of activity centers to sponsor New Orleans' first Youth Activity Center. The Center has recently opened on Lelong Avenue as part of the City Park complex, and is open seven days a week.

The Center is staffed by volunteers, and charges a minimal fee for use. That fee can be waived, however, if 10 hours a week are volunteered there. Gymnaisum facilities and an Olympicsized swimming pool are available for unlimited use, as well as a juice bar, largescreen TV and videos, and a video arcade. More facilities may be added as funds become available. The Center is open to all youths, regardless of economic status, as a place to simply hang out that's guarenteed to be safe.

<<OOC: Please contact Ragged Robin to volunteer. Res 1 can afford regular attendance. Any Res level may volunteer 10 hours a week and get free admission. The Center is a DayZone all the time!>>
 
 
 
 

Rock Star's Hands Slapped
Thu Apr 29
 

NEW ORLEANS  After many delays, a decision was finally reached concerning the arrest of Puck, a musician recently returned to New Orleans and promptly arrested on drug charges. The incident occurred last year, but due to legal delays and extended plea bargaining, the conviction did not come until this week. Puck's charges were dropped from posession and abuse of a controlled substance to disorderly conduct, due to a technicality of arrest. A fine was served and paid.
 
 
 
 
 

Mardi Gras Parade Route
Fri Apr 30

The Greater New Orleans Mardi Gras commission announces the following parade route will be used for the Final Parade of the season.

Floats will line up along Camp Street, near the wharves. Krewes will be ready to roll no later than <RL
Wed 9:15PM Eastern>. Parade will proceed riverside on Camp Street from the Wharf area, around Lee Circle, down St Charles/Royal to St Louis, Riverside on St Louis to Bourbon, past Dark Secrets, The Raven, and Bob's Billiards. Once off Bourbon, floats are dispersed.

The judges stand will be placed on Lee Circle.
 
 
 
 
 

Obituary:  Joseph Etienne Gautreaux
Sat May  1     (Jim Crow)

Joseph Etienne Gautreaux, 19, was laid to rest this morning in a traditional voodoo Creole ceremony. The procession was only witnessed by members of the small religious community and a handful of tourists, reporters, and respectful locals. The young man, murdered apparently for his religious beliefs, has no surviving family. The police have not admitted to any suspects in the brutal slaying, but sources say that more than one assailant was involved.
 
 
 

Parade Judges announced
Tue May  4

The New Orleans Mardi Gras Commission has finally announced this year's panel of judges for the Fat Tuesday lineup of parades.

Dr. Merton Chalmers, Miss Jena Rey, Ms Marie Callahan, Mr. Trevor Blackthorne, Mrs Shelby Deverou, Father Alvin , Mr. Benjamin WalkerAshley, Holly AshleyWalker, Mr. Arriallis Lafuce have all been invited to take the stand to determine the winner of this year's final parade.

Shelby Deverou, widow of the late Councilman James Deverou, is the newest member of the New Orleans City Council. She is a wellknown storyteller, best known for her Ghost Stories which she tells on WWOZ Jazz FM.

Father Thomas Alvin is a recently arrived priest in New Orleans, a member of the Catholic church attached to Saint Louis Cathedral. Father Alvin has been hard at work in the few months he has been here, working with charities and the local community.

Marie Callahan AKA Bird, has had various minor roles in some Disney movies several years back, best known for her performance of "Follow Your Heart" in the animated film "Roanoke." The song spent several weeks on the pop charts, climbing eventually to #59.

Arriallis LaFuce is a Hammond born native. He is a local business owner who once wore the uniform of New Orlean's finest NOPD while attending Tulane University. Mr. LaFuce is currently engaged to Ms. Delta Beausoleil, owner of Dreamdancer's Art and Supply who caters to the needs of most of the local artists.

Benjamin Walker-Ashley is a local writer turned civil servant. His articles and stories have appeared in several national journals , and he has recently taken over the historic renovation project in the Lafitte's <or whatever it's called> neighborhood. WalkerAshley is a native of Boston, Mass., but has made New Orleans his permanent home.

Trevor Blackthorne <Rory>, is a world famed author of gothic horror recently relocated to New Orleans. After beginning to ask about about Mardi Gras and openly admitting that he had never been to it in his lifetime on national television, he should be the perfect unbiased judge.

Holly Windholm Walker-Ashley is a local entertainer, well known amongst the club set for his Parisstyle revues as well as his dramatic stage performance, all in drag. He is a native of New Orleans and has been involved with the theater since the age of three.
 
 
 

HUD: Application Requirements
Tue May  4

Mr Benjamin Walker-Ashley, project manager for the New Orleans initiative for Urban Renewal has released the revised guidelines drawn up with, and approved by the City Council. The project, intended to revitalize historic urban neighborhoods, and allow lower income applicants a chance at home ownership they would otherwise be denied due to income levels.

1. Qualified applicants must be first time homeowners.
2. Applicants must be Res 2, with an upper cap of "lower" Res 3. This program is an assistance for firsttime homeowners and lowerresource families, so those of higher resources will not be accepted.
3. Loans will be distributed on the basis of need and the estimates of the cost to fully renovate the property, from the general fund provided by the federal program.
4. Seven properties will be immediately available. Three will be reserved for the possibility of opening the program to even lowerincome residents (Res 1):
     a. pending the transfer of funds from Jordan Franklin's upcoming slumlord penalty proposal.
     b. provided the funds are available, the Res 1 applicant must show proof of a steady job to augment the renovation and upkeep costs.

Along these guidelines, the seven properties are up for application as of now.

OOC: Direct all IC inquiries about qualifying for one of these homes to Benjamin through +mail.
 
 
 
 

In Brief
Tue May  4
 

The Associated Press
TOKYO, JAPAN -- Construction of the floating airport structure has begun this week in the Sea of Japan. A joint project between the Japanese government and several corperations aims to create a massive floating platform which they intend to use as a floating airport. One member of the Diet and major supporter of the project Hakiro Tamatsu said, "We're all excited about this project. Japan is essentually a very small country and we are limited as to how we can expand. The projections and the tests run on this airport are positive, everything seems good so far." The immense engineering project is expected to be completed by 2011 at the latest, to be opened for business by 2015.

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN -- Two years after the nuclear incident between India and Pakistan, things are none the better between these two long time archfoes. In a move which has caused outrage in the international community, Pakistan has pushed the tensions between these two nations to new levels today by announcing tighter restructions on citizens of India coming in to Pakistan for any reason. As expected, India has followed this action in kind, placing the same restrictions on Pakistani citizens. When pressed for an explanation as to the reasons behind his decision, Pakistani Prime Minister was quoted as saying, "India has still not apologized for causing what could have been a nuclear war between our two nations and rapidly turned in to a world war. They are shameless and clearly do not ever intend to deal with us in peace." This move on Pakistans part, while startling, is a culmination of bitterness between the two countries during the two years of United Nations imposed peace.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Chinese police arrested Chinese-American scholar Ben Kwon on charges of espionage. Ben Kwon is a noted nuclear scientist and has been working within the University of Beijing's physics department for the last three years, mostly teaching. The United States denies these charges of spying, calling them baseless and ridiculous. Spokesman for the Department of State, Jacob Gasser said, "We are currently working with the Chinese government to resolve this issue. We are certain that Mr. Kwon was not doing anything illegal while inside of China but we are willing to consider any option." Mr. Kwon is currently being held by the Chinese authorities without any communication with his family but has been permitted contact with several US officials. Mr. Kwon has a wife and two children living in the United States.

NEW YORK - Dow up 124.7, NASDAQ trading down at the end of fiscal year for fourth occasion in the last decade. High yield CDs up .6%, home mortgage rates at an all time low.
 
 
 
 

Discoveries
Wed May  5

HOUMA - The German U-81 submarine recently found at the bottom of the Mississippi has finally been opened after weeks of anxious preparations by the archaeologists and engineers involved. While the exact identity of the submarine has yet to be determined, the body of the ship's captain was found on board and his identity will be released, pending notification of the family in Germany and the permission of the German government. The rest of the crew is notably absent, suggesting that they abandoned ship prior to it sinking.
 
 
 

Parade Winners Announced
Fri May  7

Crowds numbering over 200,000 flocked to the parade route this year for the last parades of the season. This year's crowds were noted to have been lower than in previous years, by almost a third. Questioning some partiers, some believed the recent increase of disappearances plaguing the City Works Department may have been the reason many stayed away this year, while Slidell mayor, Theodore Bouvier was thrilled to see his small suburb community enjoy the best crowds on record. "Many people stayed home this year, and stayed away from the city, and our tourist population almost doubled this year." The New Orleans Mardi Gras Commission announces the winner of the final parade of the season. Celtia Krewe with thier tribute to Irish Celtic Mythology, rode atop a float that highlighted a door between worlds. Said one witness, "It almost makes you wish such a world existed." Carnival Macabre's float, while a favorite amongst many, did not win the judges favor. One spectator was heard to say, "It just makes me feel uneasy, like I shouldn't even be looking at it. But, I can't look away." One float missed the judges stand altogether, and didn't join the parade until it reached the French Quarter. It garnered the most disperse reactions, with it's tribute to various women of historical signifigance, all depicted performing thier strange predilections, all being lorded over by a Victorian Satan.
 
 
 
 

Space Mirror, 2nd Try
Fri May 14

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- This week the Russian space agency announced it would be reattempting the failed solar experiment of three years ago. The experiment involving using a massive mirror in geosynchronous orbit over a small area in Siberia. The purpose of the experiment was to determine whether sunlight would be able to be reflected successfully to the surface of the earth to create a sort of false daylight. The Russian government states the long term goal of this experiment is to be able to increase the amount of daylight available to critical farming regions.
 
 

Native American  Lawsuit        
Fri May 14

WASHINGTON, DC -- Following the pattern of Holocaust survivor suits against various European banking interests and German corperations who utilized slave labour during the second World War, the Native American Tribal Council (NATC) has filed suit against the United States claiming damages at 103 billion dollars. The NATC issued a statement on this, explaining the motivations behind this suit. They claim that of all the injured peoples of the last two hundred years, they have suffered the worst and the most. They claim to have original treaty documents signed by representatives of the United States government and that current conditions violate these signed agreements. The US Goverment issued a statement responding that the situation was currently being investigated.
 
 

Religious Terrorism
Fri May 14

JAKHARTA, INDONESIA -- On Thursday six carbombs went off at various points around the city, all of them apparently timed to 4:13pm. The cars were stuffed with explosives and apparently had full tanks of gas to fuel the blazes afterwards. The buildings targetted included two mosques, the party headquarters of the leading Muslim political front, two prominent businesses owned by Muslims and the home of the mayor of the city who is also Muslim. A group calling itself the Christian Indonesian Coalition claimed responsibility for the blasts which claimed twenty six lives and left seven others in critical condition. The Jakharta police have no suspects yet, this being another act of violence which has been so prevalent in the city over the last two years.
 
 
 

Cloning Injunction
Fri May 14     (Jim Crow)

LONDON, ENGLAND  HandenGenetics corperation was ordered by an English judge to cease body part cloning research on the grounds that it may constituite the cloning of a human being which is provisionally prohibited by the English government. The company had begun testing whether or not specific body parts and organs could be economically cloned separately. The judge has ordered a sixteen month long study to determine whether or not the research violated the provisional law. HandenGenetics states they are going to appeal this decision which they claim is ludicrous and is only holding back have managers in the tubes now, doing jobs that absolutely need to be done. how dangerous these sewers are have spread all through Louisiana. I hear they are bringing scabs in as far as Little Rock." City Sewer Department spokesman Andy Crandle confirms there have been more disappearances. "We still swear to the safety of the sewer system. But we feel these accidents may not be accidents, and, while we have no desire to believe the Union has anything to do with it, have asked the police to designate officers to accompany sewer wor in disarray, and no sign of the Goshens or their three children.
 Police spokespeople and eyewitnesses report that every bit of furniture was smashed, and it look like someone had been swinging a sledge hammer into the walls. Police are keeping the rest of the details close to the vest, but relatives and neighbors said no vaulables were taken.
 
 

Former Union President Dead!
Fri May 21

AP-WIRE: In a small side bar on the front page of the Tribune and in the world news sections of newspapers across the country, the following story appears:
                      Former Longshoreman President Dead
Details are scetchy at the moment, but police officials confirm that Mule Henderson,43, was found dead in the Orleans Parish swamps around Bayou St. John. Henderson is survived by his wife,Rachael. Family members are petitioning that no autopsy be performed, citing religious convictions. Bud Pippen, business manager for Local #143 of the International Brotherhood of Longshoremen, said, "It don't make no sense. None of it. First off, the boss steps down from his position. Then he's dead, not even a year later. Something smells fishy, and for once, it ain't ol' Muddy I'm talking 'bout." Parish coronor Dr. Wendy Cricken could not be reached for comment, and police are staying silent. Cause of death is not apparant at this time.
 
 

New School Opens!      
Tue May 25

NEW ORLEANS - Tulane University announces a partnership with Sundancer Educational Group to open up a new school on their campus. Except the students at this school will be slightly different from the others who attend Tulane. They will all be between the ages of 10 and 18 at the New Orleans School for Gifted Children. The school focuses on extremely brilliant children, specifically from the city but also allowing students from the rest of the state and even from elsewhere in the country. The school is funded by grants and private contributions from corperations as well as individuals, so there will be no tuition paid by the students or their families. Jacob Levy, a board member of the school, said this, "We want /all/ children who are eligable to be able to participate. It shouldn't be restricted to the rich or influential. Intelligence and creativity know no social distinction. We generally feel we shouldn't bother with one either." The school plans to be accepting students for the fall semester, a small class but expanding once more facilities are built and dormitories are made available to them. "We owe it to these special children to give them our best so they can be their best."
 
 
 

Company Rocks Computer World
Wed May 26

Taenarus Technologies, a New Orleans based high-technology firm, made its first step into the wilderness of the software markets a big one as it released its new office suite, Oracle 2002, at the annual Seattle Trade Fair. Rumors ran rampant about the ease of its use and the thinness of its code. Software super-giant Microsoft's represenatives could not be reached for comment.

"What makes Oracle 2002 so bold is it is trying to pry away MS Office's grip on the market by beating them at its own game," says industry analyst Brett Spengler. "The same efficiency with less bloat. If Taenarus Tech can deliver on their promises, they might just give They Who Must Be Obeyed a run for its money."

Features of the new office suite include a remarkable concept of system requirements-the system will run off of very many operating systems-Windows 2000, Windows 98, Linux, as well as Windows 95 and even the ancient Windows 3.1, though not at full strength. The secret to this remarkable adaptability is concealed within the code and the mind of the secretive programmer, William Hazzard. First looks also show it to be very user-friendly and takes forty percent less space than Office 2000.

Oracle 2002 to is specifically focussed on the company computer system, but industry experts say that it would not be long before Taenarus came out with a home version. They are even more shocked as Taenarus is not known for its software at all.

The suite won't be released in stores until May 1st, 2002.
 
 

In the Technology Section
Fri May 28

Dr. Armallah Kafbata of Nairobi, Kenya, has been named Interim Director of the Hayward Genetic Center, one of the city's more prominant research facilities, until the return of Dr. Marilyn Bizalion, who has taken an extended leave of absence in order to pursue research opportunities in her native England. Kafbata states taht this is not expected to affect current research, or interfere with any of the Center's dealings with Elks Hospital, such as genetic testing and counselling.
 
 
 
 

World News - Solar Reflector          
Wed Jun  2

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- The Solar Reflector mirror was boosted in to low orbit earlier this week and deployed to test the ability to reflect sunlight back to the earth, creating a daytime in the night. The Russian government, who kept the actual focus location of the test a secret, declared the test to be extremely promising. The lead project engineer, Ivan Chernoden said, "We were very, very pleased with the initial results of the test. We were able to maintain a full square mile of sunlight for almost four hours before the mirror had to be retracted." The Russian government statted that they will be retrieving the mirror to continue to work on it. They expect to retest it as soon as the summer of 2002.
 
 
 
 
 

Followup:  Native American Lawsuit   
Wed Jun  2

WASHINGTON, DC -- The United States Congress has begun proceedings to deal with the charges and demands made by the Native American Tribal Council (NATC) which were presented in the form of a lawsuit against the United States over two weeks ago. There has been extremely mixed responses on Capitol Hill over this and the President has been mostly silent on the subject, other then to state that the situation would be studied extensively and that work would be done to set things right. The lawsuit has divided the nation in opinion polls, causing an interesting controversy. Sen John Hannon (R) of North Dakota said, agree that they were not treated with respect or with honesty in the beginning. However, it seems to me that the country can not be expected to reorganize itself around them after a hundred years." The debate includes the fact that some of the land the Native American tribes involved in the council lay claim to include several places where US military installations exist.
 
 
 

Iran Radical Overdoses  
Wed Jun  2

TEHRAN, IRAN -- Radical cleric Muhammed al-Jaheem was found dead, apparently of a heroin overdose, in his small living quarters which are attached to the mosque where he worshipped and met with his followers. Muhammed, known was a radical among radicals, fervently called for a renewal of hostilities against the American-British power block. The method of his death sent a shockwave through the religious community in Tehran, particularly among his followers. The Tehran police are currently investigating the incident but have found evidence linking the cleric and his organization to recent drug smuggling activities.
 
 
 

Potchenkin Named Chief of Surgery
Wed Jun  9

Dr. Galina Potchenkin, a noted surgeon and researcher, has been named Chief of Surgery for Elks Medical Plaza. The doctor has been in the city for several months, interviewing with the board of directors and discussing contracts. Mr Wilford Haight, one board member said, "Not only does Dr. Potchenkin bring depth to our research capability and unparalleled skills as a surgeon, she is also capable of leading the hospitals inter-relationship with the community."
 
 
 
 

Fat Lady?    
Sat Jun 12

It seems the proverbial Fat Lady has sung her last note with the critically acclaimed band, Blade Fetish, and what a fine note it is. Their latest, and last masterpiece of music achievement has been poured into an album titled 'Denouement.' Reportedly, the album itself took a mere four days to complete, though with Gideon Wylder's expertise, it's not incredibly surprising.

It's the pinnacle of the Blade Fetish sound missing only the rich vocals of deceased frontman Erick Engler. Darkwave at its best with abiding classical overtones, on tracks 'Epiphany', and 'Aldebaran II.' Solemn, haunting; a maelstrom of emotion and a soothing balm. Destruction. Rebirth. Fear. Peace. Everything and nothing. Simply put: exquisite.

No statement has been issued as to any future projects for Wylder, though we'll have to keep our fingers crossed in the hopes that the Brit will grace us with his music stylings in the years to come.

A tribute album is already in the works, on the roster so far is ex-Spice Girl Geri Halliwell, and the Grammy-award winning songstress Celine Dion. No word whether or not the reports that Hanson will cover 'Bloody Glass Roses' are true, but we can always dream.
 
 
 
 

ORACLE 2002 Released              
Tue Jun 15

Oracle 2002 was released today to brisk sales. The new software package has been causing quite a stir in the software world by challenging the Microsoft hegemony. Many companies, possibly tired of Microsofts bloatware, are attracted to the office suite, which takes up forty-percent less RAM than Office, yet still can compete with the older system in features. Oracle 2002 was built designed and built by Taenarus Technologies of New Orleans, under the direction of William Hazzard, its designer, and CEO Jennifer Hague. A spokesperson said that "To say we were not confident of strong sales would be a lie. However, we are pleased that companies seem to be very interested in our product." Microsoft spokespeople had no comment on Oracle 2002's release.
 
 
 
 

Street Project Continues    
Tue Jun 15

The Street Department has announced that as of yesterday, the project to replace all the streetl amps in New Orleans has reached its ten percent completion mark with the historic Vieux Carre neighborhood. The new halogen street lamps replace some lamps that had been with the city for thirty years, and not only will increase the light supplied, but also use less electricity. Both civic and environmentalist groups applauded the action. Historic groups were glad to note as well that the streetlamps on historic Bourbon Street were /not/ replaced, nor will they be. "We want to keep the old world charm of Bourbon Street," said a spokesperson for the department. There is sufficient light there to merit keeping the old system.
 
 
 
 

Sewer workers remain on strike    
Sat Jun 19
IC Date: Sunday, May 5th, 2002

CITYDESK -  Chuck Delaney is one of only three sewer workers who today's duty is to picket City Hall, with a worn placard saying "City unfair to workers". He smokes a GNC cigarette as he talks about how the rest of the union is still strong. "Oh hell yeah, we ain't breaking yet. They offered us money, but that tain't the reason we be out. They get them a bunch of scabs in to work our jobs, and you know what? They don't keep him, because they run off or get sucked up in that morass down theres." Edgar "Sandy" Hugenot, union representative, concurs. "Our issues have not been addressed. They have managers in the tubes now, doing jobs that absolutely need to be done. how dangerous these sewers are have spread all through Louisiana. I hear they are bringing scabs in as far as Little Rock." City Sewer Department spokesman Andy Crandle confirms there have been more disappearances. "We still swear to the safety of the sewer system. But we feel these accidents may not be accidents, and, while we have no desire to believe the Union has anything to do with it, have asked the police to designate officers to accompany sewer workers." Police spokesperson Pat Briscoe confirms that NOPD officers will, for the time being, accompany sewer workers underneath the city. The city is also bringing in structural engineers and civil engineers to do a comprehensive survey of the sewer system.
 
 
 
 
 

White Supremacist to Speak.
Sat Jun 19

Despite numerous petitions by locals, noted anthropologist, author of the books _A Bell Curve in the Road_ and _Tribes_ and white supremacist lecturer, Eric Patterson, will be speaking this coming Wednesday at Delgado Community College. New Orleans is one stop on the tour touting his latest book, _Urban Spears_, which has included a stopover on Larry King and Politically Incorrect. Patterson is noted for his firebrand speaking style which lead to rioting in Baltimore. Protesting is expected. The NOPD has issued a statement that officers assigned to crowd control will have a zero tolerance policy on civil disobedience.
 
 
 
 
 

Rat Numbers Very Low     
Sun Jun 20
IC Date:  Monday, May 6th, 2002

CITYDESK -  The Lousiana State Department of Health reported today that the entire New Orleans Metro Area currently has a welcomed shortage - rats. In keeping with statistical data, the vermin population of this usually heavily infested city is staggeringly low. New Orleans, with it's ports and low latitude, usually ranks up with New York and Chicago in vermin per capita. But the recently completed survey shows that, even after the spring breeding season, rat populations are low as to be almost non-existant. Harold Guraine, of the Department of Health, explains "Usually, when there is such a dip in in population, there usually some obvious cause...flooding, burning, a large influx of predators, such as cats. But it seems stray cats and dogs are at historic lows also, so this is a puzzle. We are hoping that there is no viral infection sweeping the population of vermin, and it's sort of good we haven't seen any evidence of that. Still, we are curious as to what is going on." It is estimated that rodent infestation costs the city of New Orleans 250 million dollars a year, at normal populations.
 
 
 
 
 

Family Missing  
Mon Jun 21
Thursday, May 9th, 2002

CITYDESK - Police reported today that an etire family may have been a victim of foul play. Relatives entering the house of Frank and Elizabeth Goshen, of the 300 block of Governor Nichols, were shocked and dismayed to find the lower floor of the entire house in disarray, and no sign of the Goshens or their three children. Police spokespeople and eyewitnesses report that every bit of furniture was smashed, and it look like someone had been swinging a sledge hammer into the walls. Police are keeping the rest of the details close to the vest, but relatives and neighbors said no vaulables were taken.
 
 
 
 

World News Briefs
Tue Jun 22

JAKHARTA, INDONESIA  The city of Jakharta is embroiled in the worst rioiting it has seen in a decade. Following the murder of the Christian Indonesian Coalition (CIC) leader Peter Shankara, the city has exploded in to violence. Muslim and Christians are marching in the streets, attacking each other with guns, bottles, explosives, rocks and
NEW ORLEANS, May 13 (Reuters)  Danvers and Colby Media (NYSE: DCME), one of the largest advertising firms out of New York, announced on Monday, the 13th, that it's completed the regional offices that have been rumored for some time. Offices have already opened in other countries to help with international media concerns. This opening office is in New Orleans, Louisiana.

''We recognize that different locales have different flavors. We have always sent scouts or executives into locations to study the feel wanted. We're taking that one step further, now. New Orleans is only the first step in our focus on major markets in the United States,'' said Ken Donaldson, executive in charge of the expansion projects.

The New Orleans office will focusing on accounts that originate in the southern states, as well as those accounts that seek the change from New York City style of advertising. The office environment will also be different from that in New York City, from reports. In the press release, it was noted, ''the executive in charge of the New Orleans ophey had been proven right. Union representative Edgar "Sandy" Huguenot claimed victory. "We told them it was unsafe, but they wouldn't listen. Now, not only is Louis Armstrong Park closed off, but they are going to settle millions of dollars of claims. And they've lost the good will of our Union. Don't think we won't remember this, when our contract is up in 2004."
 City spokespeople had no comment, but did admit that the work back up will take several months of costly overtime to catch up, and that the Corp of Engineers have closed off the area around the Picnic area in Louis Armstrong Park to study the rock strata to see why the large amount of methane is forming there.
 
 
 

Wedding Announcement
Sun Jun 27

World renowned neural surgeon and phlebotomist, Dr. Adam N. Piersen, PhD MD, is set to wed New Orleans Police Coroner Dr. Wendy Criken in a private ceremony at the groom's sister's residence on an as yet unannounced date in the fall of 2002.

The couple announce their engagement even though Dr. Piersen, currently on leave from his residency at Elks Place Medical Plaza, is in abstentia, visiting colleagues in Calcutta, India on a lengthy sabattical which may keep him away for a few years, though the praised surgeon did show in his native New Orleans to gift the bride with a 16th century Italian diamond from the Borgia collection, and sends word of his imminent arrival for his own nuptuals.

The couple have decided upon a private. closed ceremony. Dr. Piersen first received recognition for his cutting-edge medical procedures and was once rumoured to have been up for the Nobel Prize in Medicine, yhough he chose to remove himself from the list of cantidates, the reclusive doctor citing personal ethics as his reasoning. Amazingly, out of some sixteen hundred cancer patients, Dr. Piersen has not yet lost a one. Dr. Criken is a long time resident of New Orleans and permanent fixture within the police department.

The couple refused to comment upon their choice of honeymoon destinations.
 
 
 
 

Mysterious disappearances continue
Sun Jun 27
IC Date: May 18th, 2002

CITY DESK -  City officials reported today that five more people have disappeared underneath the city. Two municipal sewer system managers, a civil engineer from Colgate University in New York, and two New Orleans police department officers have been missing for forty eight hours. They were last seen entering the sewers Thursday morning, in Jackson Square. Robert Evangeline, 46, and Melidio Ramirez, 36, were two long time Department of Sewer supervisors, who was tasked with repairing a sluice gate meter at the intersection of Decatur and St Anne. henry Montefusco, 52, of the Engineering Department of Colgate University, volunteered to go with the two managers, so as to see if there was any credibility to the Sewer Workers Union claims of unsafe areas of the sewers. As is the new policy, two NOPD officers, Rudolph "Rudy" Giancarlo, 32, and Pierre DuMont, 23, accompanied them. As of now, said City Sewer Deparment spokesperson Andy Crandle "They seem to have disappeared". Police do suspect foul play, but refuse to comment on why this is. In related news, New Orleans, the city's image has taken a battering in national pundits, calling into question the city's honesty, safety, and competency.
 
 
 
 

NOPD detective missing       
Mon Jun 28
IC Date: Sunday, May 19th, 2002
 

CITYDESK - In another baffling and frightening occurence, fifteen year homicide detective John Gorman, 42, was reported missing today. he had been assigned the cases of the missing Goshen family, and the five men who went missing Thursday. While there is no idea where John Gorman was last seen, his car was found on Decatur and St Ann, and it is possible that he was investigating those disapperances when he vanished. The governor called the situation grave, while Mike Matthews, state senator, asked for the Army Corp of Engineers to settle the mystery once and for all. City Council will hold an emergency meeting on the epidemic of disappearances on Thursday, May 24th, at 8pm (RL 8pm, EST)
 
 
 
 

Top-rung Ad Company Moves In      
Wed Jun 30

NEW ORLEANS, May 13 (Reuters) - Danvers and Colby Media (NYSE: DCME), one of the largest advertising firms out of New York, announced on Monday, the 13th, that it's completed the regional offices that have been rumored for some time. Offices have already opened in other countries to help with international media concerns. This opening office is in New Orleans, Louisiana.

''We recognize that different locales have different flavors. We have always sent scouts or executives into locations to study the feel wanted. We're taking that one step further, now. New Orleans is only the first step in our focus on major markets in the United States,'' said Ken Donaldson, executive in charge of the expansion projects.

The New Orleans office will focusing on accounts that originate in the southern states, as well as those accounts that seek the change from New York City style of advertising. The office environment will also be different from that in New York City, from reports. In the press release, it was noted, ''the executive in charge of the New Orleans operations is originally from Louisiana and has been with the firm for over 10 years.''

Danvers and Colby Media is a premier level advertising firm, handling all aspects of product placement from print ads to the cinema. Global offices, spanning Europe, the Pacific Rim and the Americas, have brought in record-setting revenues for the advertising arena. Danvers and Colby Media is traded on the NYSE as DCME. To learn more about Danvers and Colby Media, visit the World Wide Web at http://www.danverscolby.com. (OOC: http://www.acmenet.net/~ginger/ccity/dc.html)
 
 
 
 

Sewage Situation
Tue Jul  6
IC Date:  Friday, May 24th, 2002

CITY DESK - An emergency meeting was held by the City Council last night at City Hall to address the recent disappearances and related problems in the city sewer system. It was decided that the City Sewer Department will refrain from doing any further maintenance on the sewer system, until after the US Army Corp of Engineers arrives early next week. Sewer Department spokesman Andy Crandle admitted that the sewer system is already in poor repair due to the prolonged sewer worker strike. Early this week, city works had to scramble to control rising sewage in the 300 block of Governor and Nicholls. They were able to remedy the problem before the situation became more dangerous. Crandle said that should another similar incident occur, there is little that can be done. "Whatever happens, will have to wait until Tuesday. So we (are) crossing our fingers," he said. Crandle stated that rising sewage can pose a very serious health hazard to residents if city water supplies become contaminated. He warned that residents should be wary of any water that looks, smells, or tastes unusual. "If the water doesn't look good, its probably not," he said.
The Tribune caught up with some area citizens to get their feelings on the current sewer crisis in New Orleans. They were all asked: How do you feel about the current situation with the city sewers, and what are your thoughts on the possibility of sewerage erupting into the streets and contaminating city drinking waters?

Alec Hill, Casino Floor Manager: What a horrible thought. I think the city council needs to stop sitting on their asses and do something about this, before we're all ankle-deep in our own excrement.
Andrea McKeon, Private Investigator: I think that's definitely something the council and the department of water and sewer treatments needs to work on. I guess fresh drinking water and nicely flushing toilets is something we get used to and don't even think about. To be honest I hadn't thought the problem through to that conclusion. Just been worried about all the disappearances.
Zadi Bywaters, Student-Artist: I can tell you I'm upset, anxious, and more than a bit on edge by this whole thing. Now, what I think is...they better quit sending people down there without some tracking devices. And if the water gets worse than it was, maybe something will get done.
Ivo Dominguez, Author: Major cities have lost water and sewer service before. A major flood, hurricane or earthquake can knock them out. As long as the city government can handle the distribution of safe drinking water, it shouldn't be a problem. Many people disappearing without a trace, that's the problem. Who are the Army Corps of Engineers sending to look into the matter, their expert tunnel fighting team? If the NOPD can't handle the investigation, they should call in the State Police or the FBI or someone like that. No one can handle the maintenance problems if their workers keep
 
 
 
 

Backpage news.   
Tue Jul  6
Saturday, June 1st, 2002

CITY DESK - Audobon Zoo authorities reported today that a 14 foot African Rainforest Emerald Boa has escaped from it's cage in the reptile exhibit, sometime in the last weekend. The Boa is one of the oldest reptiles on exhibit, and zoo officials have put up a $10,000 reward for it's safe return. Please contact Mavis Alberman, at (504)555-7323, if you have information concerning this.
 
 
 

19 Army Engineers Killed in sewer 
Tue Jul  6
IC Date:  June 1, 2002
 

NEW ORLEANS (AP) - In a what seems to be an end to the Gulf Coast city's problems with it's sewer system, two US Army Corp of Engineers squads were decimated that by a methane gas explosion in an ancient viaduct under Louis Armstrong Park in downtown New Orleans. The Engineers had been asked to come into the city by the Governor due to a rash of disappearances over the last five months. At least twenty three individuals had been listed as missing in connection with being in the sewers. Colonel Robert Duffy of the Engineers is convinced that the situation is under control. "We found a faulty methane dector in the area and several bodies, before the explosion, which we believe was called by a surveyor sight metal tip sparking off a concrete wall " Questions still remain. Sewer Department spokesperson Andrew Crandle had been quoted earlier that in searching for the previously missing men , the city was sure it was not methane, because they would have found bodies in a detailed search. Sources indicate a lawsuit maybe filed against the city by both the Sewer Worker's Union, and relatives of some of the missing. -(With contibutions from Jack Wrigley, of the New Orleans Tribune)
 
 
 
 

Sewer workers return to work
Wed Jul  7
IC Date: June 4, 2002

CITYDESK - With assurances from the US Army that the situation was taken care of, the Sewer Workers Union went back to work today, confidant and happy that they had been proven right. Union representative Edgar "Sandy" Huguenot claimed victory. "We told them it was unsafe, but they wouldn't listen. Now, not only is Louis Armstrong Park closed off, but they are going to settle millions of dollars of claims. And they've lost the good will of our Union. Don't think we won't remember this, when our contract is up in 2004." City spokespeople had no comment, but did admit that the work back up will take several months of costly overtime to catch up, and that the Corp of Engineers have closed off the area around the Picnic area in Louis Armstrong Park to study the rock strata to see why the large amount of methane is forming there.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Local Man Found Shot
Thu Jul  8
 

 (Jackson Freer)  Several nights ago, a local man named Steven Callam was found shot to death in an underground parking garage on the waterfront side of the city. The thirty four year old man was apparently shot several times and the police arrived rather promptly on the scene, alerted by a 911 call to the site about several gunshots. Apparently, however, there were no witnesses who actually viewed the sight although one man claimed to have seen someone fleeing the location. The description of a large, dark haired caucasian male dressed in casual clothing in his mid to late twenties wearing a pair of glasses.
 On the scene, the police discovered an unidentified white powdery substance in the man's left breas6t pocket, a substance which a policeman on the site speculated could have been a controlled substance of some sort. Additionally, the pollice found the murder weapon not long afterwards.
 New Orleans Tribune investigation has concluded that the man was a known small time pimp and drug dealer but curiously, both his money and the druglike substance were left on his body. And to remain further mysterious, the police have been exceedingly uncooperative in offering information on this case. Perhaps something occured which the police are not interested in having the public knowing.
 
 
 
 
 

Captain's Identity Found
Thu Jul 15

NEW ORLEANS  The identity of the German submarine captain whose body was recently found on the bridge of a U81 recovered from the Mississippi several monthes ago has finally been released. Captain Detlev Wilhelm Koenig was the only member of the U81 crew to go down with the ship when it sunk during WWII. A recipient of the Iron Cross, his only remaining family is a brother in the States. However, the German government has begun to make arrangements to return the body to Germany for a proper military burial.
 
 
 
 
 

NeoNazi Plan Pilgrimage
Thu Jul 15

BONN  A number of neoNazi groups have begun choosing members to send abroad to accompany the body of newly discovered WWII Nazi submarine Captain Detlev Koenig back to Germany. The groups claim Captain Koenig as a hero of the Third Reich and are being vocally supported by several White Supremetist groups in the United States, who also plan to journey to New Orleans to see off their 'brother'.
 
 
 
 
 

Protests
Thu Jul 15

BERLIN  An organization called the Survivors of the Holocaust has issued a formal protest with the German government and the European Union over the plans to give a hero's welcome and burial to Captain Detlev Koenig, a WWII submarine captain whose ship went down in the Mississippi River and was recently recovered by the civil engineers. Their protest is supported by a number of nationalist groups from the United States and the government of Isreal. Already, two groups of extremists have issued threats of terrorism directed at the excavated U81 and the body of the Nazi. One is radical Jewish group dedicated to tracking down Nazi war criminals and the second is a rabidly nationalistic terrorist group called the Right Hand of God, which has in the past advocated terrorism towards Japanese and Serbian residents of the United States.
 
 
 

Protest
Tue Jul 20     (Jim Crow)

NEW ORLEANS  Anticipating the imminant removal of the newly discovered remains of Captain Detlav Koenig, a WWII Nazi submarine commander, a number of white supremetist and neoNazi groups have camped out in sight of the warehouse where the remains and the recovered submarine are being kept. Quite a few local residents have complained about their presence and a large protest yesterday night by a Jewish student organization at Tulane have raised tensions high and caused the police to stake a permanent presence at the site, until things die down.
 
 
 
 
 

Police Rocked by Scandal
Tue Jul 27
 
 

 Two days ago Officer Matthew Dykes was arrested by the New Orleans Police Department for the murder of Steven Callan, a local small time drug dealer and pimp. Officer Dykes is a vetern of the New Orleans Police Department and was apparently up for a promotion soon before he was arrested. The officer in question reportedly had a relationship with a woman who was a known prostitute. Police suspect revenge was the motive for murder as it seems the deceased, Steven Callan, had beaten Matthew Dyke's love interest severely several nights before the murder.

 Matthew Dykes is currently out on bail of 500,000$ and is going to stand trial for first degree murder.
 
 
 
 
 

Engineer jumps from Pontalbo St Ann
Wed Aug  4
 

 <CityDesk> July 15th, 2002  In the early morning hours, PFC Hector Umberto Garcia fell off the Pontalbo St Ann Apartment complex, an apparent suicide. Garcia, age 25, of Lake Charles, LA, was a member of the National Gaurd, assigned to the 314th Enginner Battalion, US Army Corp of Engineers. The Engineers have been camped in half of Louis Armstrong Park, working to repair the sewer system and rock strata from methane leaks thet killed over forty earlier this year. The Army had no comment about Garcia's tragic death.
 
 
 
 

Explosion in New Orleans!
Mon Aug  9
 

  <AP> New Orleans, LA Tuesday, July 23rd  In what can be considered the worst non wartime disasters for the United Sates Army, a series of explosions rocked an Army encampment last night in one of the most famous parks in New Orleans.
 At approximately 7pm Central standard time, when most of the members of the 314th Battalion Army Corp of Engineers, Lousiana National Gaurd were beginning to be served the evening meal, the sewer system underneath the famous Louis Armstrong Park's picnic area erupted in a series of at least eight explosions, which caused wholesale destruction to the unit's encampment, and even damaged the Congo sqaure portion of the park. Since there were over 600 soldiers and several FBI agents at the park, but at press time, it had only been officially stated as 213 dead, 345 injured, and 45 missing. The names have not yet been released.
 Jay Daniels, of the US Geological Survey, one of the first to arrive on the scene, thinks he understands what happened. "Well, according to records, the Corp of Engineers was down here trying to reduce a dangerous methane deposit. We will continue to look to see what happened, but from my reasoning, and an examination of the site, I believe that the rest of the methane detonated at once." Daniels pointed to large deposits of obsidian found in the detritus. "The obsidian, which is very rare for a non volcanic area, may have 'trapped' the methane within it's structure, and a fan the Army may have been using ignited a pocket. When the pocket blew, it ruptured a second pocket, and so on and so on. Seeing that the osidian vein seems to be localized to Louis Armstrong Park, I highly doubt they'll be any more events like this."
 Meanwhile, the retrieval of the bodies has been slow, and there is an idea afoot to allow those wwho perished to rest forever at the site. "While the ground will be able to support park activities," say Daniels, "The damage to the strata could make retreival of all the bodies not only costly, but impractical, timewise." When asked what he felt about that, a distraught Leuitenant Colonel Robert Duffy, commanding officer of the 314th, replied, "That's.....great. The whole .....damn thing needs to be buried, forver." Colonel Duffy was then ushered to Fort Polk for debriefing.
 In an odd twist, members of local communities have begun to gather in Congo Square, just off the blast site, where they seem to be keeping some sort of vigil. When asked, a local man who refused to be indentified , replied. "We be prayin' for the souls of the soldiers, and for the storm that be coming out of their deaths." Local churches and synogogues had already begun collecting contributions for the victim's families.
 
 
 

Hit and run in Congo Square
Wed Aug 11
 IC: Wednesday, July 24th

 (CityDesk)  Late last night, a Yellow taxi that had been stolen moments before, plowed into a group of Voudon practitioners praying for the souls of the tragically killed Army Engineers. No one was hurt seriously. A woman apparently was thrown to the pavement, but was not seriously hurt."
 
 
 

Body found on the Wharf.
Tue Aug 17

While walking on the wharf, a Mr. Fallon found a gruesome sight; the horribly disfigured corpse of an unidentified man. Sources in the NOPD say this is not the first of these mutilated bodies to be found on our streets. The first was found in the alleyway next to the Lost Raven, a bar on Bourbon Street. How many more of these horrifying deaths have there been without the public being told?
 
 
 

Elks Fundraiser Successful!
Tue Aug 24
Tuesday, July 30th, 2002

 (City Desk) Tuesday, July 30th  Doctor Brian Fraun, Administrator of the Elks Plaza Hospital was pleased to report that the charity gala, organized by head of surgery Doctor Galina Potchenkin, was a success. Many of the city's elite attended the event and a little over half a million dollars was donated to the hospital.
 Doctor Fraun was quoted as saying, "This really is great for us. It allows us to expand our facilities better and to provide more adequate service to the community as well as permitting us to continue our dedication to advancing the knowledge of medical science."
 
 
 
 
 

CD REVIEW
Tue Aug 24

 New Orleans own little industrigoth has released yet another CD, known as Coil to his fans and detractors alike, this artist is nothing if not prolific and this new album entitled Snowcash is an excellent addition to his portfolio.   As following the failure of his last album, 'Necrolestes', Coil has clearly decided to move from the pseudogothic in to a full shift in to the techno/industrial genre. And when I say techno, I mean it. Not just in style but in content as well.  This album is clearly designed to be listenable but he has not abandoned those of his fans who just like to /dance/ to his music.  The selections on this CD include Snowcrash, Carnival 2.5, Thermal Noise, Stalingothik, Rain, Biomechanic and Skyward. Each one of them maintaining a theme while being excellently done, one can not help but notice the increase in quality of the recording and editing which was done.

Coil does a very good job of representing a variety of themes in this CD, with the brutally technophilic Biomechanic, the vaguely cynical look at politics with Stalingothik, the strangeness of life which love can bring in Thermal Noise and a beautiful piece of work about dreams and freedom with Skyward.

It is clear to this reviewer that Coil has matured somewhat artistically and the material success of his previous albums has allowed him to increase the quality of his recordings. And while some of his pieces are unusual, all of them are well done and the whole album is worth listening to.

Grade: A
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Review:Midsummer Night's Dream
Wed Aug 25

The debut of Midsummer Night's Dream, presented by The Magic Theatre: For Madmen Only, was a smash. ALthough at first it seemed to be yet another tired rendition of shakespeare's strangest comedy, it turned into a magical affair. Though the acting was at best amateurish, there were a few talented people who made the performance a pleasure to watch. Holly WalkerAshley certainly stole the show (and I think a few hearts as well) as Hermia, to be followed by a cunning Julien Fontainbleau as Puck. The top of them all was Johnny Wishbone as Oberon, replacing the absent David Dowling. While the play began shabby and drab, emulating a group of students raiding their closets for costumes, and making the sets from leftover wood found in the dumpster, it soon became apparent that this was to offset the brilliant genius found in the design once they entered Oberon's wood. LIke the Wizard of Oz, it went from blah to fantastic. I highly recommend seeing this performance, and I believe that this company will entertain us all with more experimental theatre in the future.
 
 
 
 
 

Local Celebrity Missing
Tue Aug 31

(OOC: This appears on page 3, above the fold, about 3 days ago. )
Former Football Star and Actor Missing

 Richard DeBroche, a former wide receiver for Tulane University and the Carolina Panthers, and a star of several movies including "By Dawn's Light", was reported missing today. Witnesses say that Mr. DeBroche was forced into a car by four people wearing black suits, however, neither the NOPD nor any federal agency has a record of such an arrest. Some suspect the involvement of organized crime.

 The NOPD missing persons report states that Mr. DeBroche was last seen on Royal Street. Anyone with information to his whereabouts is invited to call the Silent Witness hotline.

( OOC: A head shot of Richard is next to the article. )
 
 
 

EMT Celebrity Dead
Fri Sep  3

(OOC: This article appears at the bottom of the front page, despite its very short length. All the local papers carry approximately the same story, as do a few national papers (though they tend to put it a little further back). There are also a few brief pieces on TV news about it.)

DEBROCHE DEAD, 1 INJURED IN NOPD SWAMP RAID
By Carl Hurst
Oscar-nominated actor and former football star Richard DeBroche was found dead at an undisclosed location in the swamps of Jefferson Parish, revealed the New Orleans Police Department last night. Police officials remain tight-lipped about the exact circumstances under which the famous man, missing since (( day )), was found, but Jefferson Parish Deputy Samuel Dooley suggests that the usual signs of a kidnapping were not present. "We never recovered a ransom note and found no evidence that he was being held against his will." admitted Dooley, though both Jefferson Parish and New Orleans police state that no conclusions are being made until DeBroche's autopsy is completed.

No arrests were made . Captain Alan Longstreet of the NOPD suffered minor injuries and a NOPD consultant, David Dowling, was severely injured when a firearm exploded during the search. Dowling, a theater producer whose consulting work with the NOPD was previously unknown, is at Elks Medical Center in critical but stable condition. Mr. DeBroche is survived only by his adoptive cousin, Kelly Baron.